FIRED

To all the members of the House and Senate . . . .

Your fucking fired .

Take all that political baggage ,
you're dragging around behind you ,
pack your shit up ,
and get the fuck out . . . .

" The Palins "

" The Palins "

Coming Soon ,
to a television near you ,
" The Palins " . . . .

A prototypical reality show . . . .

They've spent hours ,
going over old Jerry Springer shows ,
gathering ideas for their un-scripted reality show . . . .

Follow " The Palins " ,
and their close friends ,
in their never ending quest ,
for the American Dollar ,
Dream , American Dream . . . .

Join them as they re-interpret ,
some of Jerry's wilder shows ,
adding their own unique twists . . . .

Follow along as ,
Mom , Dad and the kids ,
along with some of their closest friends ,
pander to the masses . . . .

There's reality ,
and then there's ,
" reality " . . . .

Sometimes ,
it's hard to tell ,
where television ends ,
and life begins . . . .

sos

democraps and republican'ts fiddle ,
while " Rome " burns . . . .

the perils of a two party system . . . .

Thoughts

I don't need a psychiatrist ,
to tell me I'm fucked up . . . .

People tell me that,
all the time .


Bad attitude ,
I don't have a bad attitude . . . .

I have an attitude ,
it's not bad . . . .

My attitude is ,
I don't have to take this shit . . . .

Lubrication . . . .

. . . . sometimes ,
in order to get the train of thought rolling . . . .

a little lubrication ,

is necessary . . . .

while alchohol of various types  is used ,

like as not ,

I fall back on music . . . .

Go to youtube ,

Derek Trucks , Susan Tedeschi Band -
" Midnight in Harlem " ,
posted by This MUSIC is 1

Derek plays like a god , I think his solo
on this was a bit much , but . . . .

Susan ,

Susan tears this song up . . . .

And ,

that guitar isn't there for decoration . . . .

check out the old Delaney and Bonnie tune " Coming Home " ,
by the same poster . . . .

every once in awhile the camera catches Susan ,
tearing up that guitar . . . .

I think their version of  " Space Captain " ,
rivals Cockers from " Mad Dogs and Englishmen  " . . . .

from my drug influenced "60's " .

. . . . sometimes ,
you need a little music and alcohol ,
to get into those tighter places . . . .

been checkin' out my recomendations ,

f u c k . . . .

check out , " Don't keep me wonderin' " ,
the old Allman Bros song , with Cesar and David ,
from Los Lobos . . . .

a little too much lubrication ,
time for coffee . . . .

with a little ,

alcohol . . . .

again ,
youtube . . . .

Blohm's Boogie ,

Tuxedo Junction ,

Jools Holland Rhythm & Blues Orchestra ,

either will raise the dead . . . .

too much ,
lubrication . . . .

f u c k .

Have you ever noticed . . . .

. . . . those that preach the loudest ,

rarely practice  ,
what they preach . . . .

and it's easy to tell ,
from the way they conduct themselves . . . .

they could really ,

use the practice . . . .

SOS ( same old shit )

Everyone in Washington can tiptoe around trying to sound reasonable . . . .

but , all that rhetoric they're dragging around behind them ,

sure makes a hell of a racket . . . .


  

" Wild Willie Borsch "

                                             Wild Willie Borsch . . . .

                                              at the wheel of the Winged Express AA/FA

                                             One hand on the wheel ,

                                              the other on the body . . . .

                                              Pedal to the floor ,

                                              Wide Fucking Open . . . .

                                              Power slidin' down the strip . . . .

                                              Wheel ,

                                               full lock into the slide . . . .

                                              The nitro cackle ,

                                               blasting from the zoomies . . . .

                                              The slicks at full boil ,

                                               smoke pouring off them . . . .

                                               The sounds ,

                                                the smell . . . .

                                                Sensory overload . . . .

                                                The silence of the moment . . . .

                                                A moment ,

                                                frozen in time . . . .

                                                A nano-second ,

                                                a lifetime . . . .

                                               Alone with . . . .

                                               Waiting ,

                                                time suspended . . . .

                                               Is this it ,

                                               am I over the edge . . . .

                                               Just Willie ,

                                               and the Express . . . .

                                               nothing

                                               else

                                               matters

                                               Balls To The Wall ,

                                               Wide Fucking Open . . . .

                                               Controlled chaos ,

                                                just waiting ,

                                                to loose it . . . .

                                               Smilin' at death ,

                                               here I am Fucker ,

                                               come get me . . . .

                                        

" The Lesser of Two Evils "

Due to the current level of political discord ,
uh discourse , yeah discourse . . . .

Due to the current level of political discourse
in our country . . . .

We're down , to the choice between ,
" The Lesser of Two Evils " .

I'd like to make an analogy ,
of the choice between ,
" The Lesser of Two Evils " .

Here  in front of us we have ,
two piles of shit .

One is cat shit and the other is dog shit .

Either ,
is a pretty shitty choice .

Thanks to our political process , your choices
have been narrowed down to these two .

Great system isn't it . . . .

We had other choices . Let's see , there was bull shit ,
horse shit , chicken shit . . . .

Petty shit , but it wasn't worth getting into . . . .

And , I hate to say it , but in spite of the separation
of church and state , there was quite a bit of
h-o-l-e-y shit . . . .

There was full o' shit , but since that pretty much applied
to everyone involved , it wasn't really a choice so much ,
as what you see is what you get . . . .
 
O-h-h shit ! , came up a couple of times ,
but , it all came out okay . . . .

Deep shit was even brought up .
But , I'd rather not get into that . . . .

Shithouse was mentioned ,  but ,
that wasn't a choice so much ,
as where we were headed ,
up shit creek without a paddle . . . .

There was mention of a shitlist ,
but I think they meant the primary candidates . . . .

Some of them ,
scared us shitless . . . .

I think we've had more ,
than our ration of shit . . . .

A shitpot full ,
what a crock . . . .

Now on the surface ,
and I really don't think ,
you'd want to go any deeper than that . . . .

It looks like , no matter what your choice is ,
you'll be in a world of shit .

You'd be right . . . .

That's the choice between ,
the " Lesser of Two Evils " . . . .

And , although I'm a cat person ,
I don't think , I've covered ,
all the shit . . . .

In passing , I'd like to add ,
we'd all better stock up on tp . . . .

All this time the Mayans were right about 2012 . . . .

there's a shitstorm on the way .

wyldbyll