" Sarcasm - Sarchasm "

With props to the author -

" Tact ,
is for creatures ,
not clever enough ,
to be sarcastic . . . . "

While ,
I seem to be preternaturally ,
inclined to sarcasm . . . .
anymore it seems like ,
sarchasm . . . .

The depth of the difference ,
between what I said ,
and what they heard . . . .

WTF !

I don't understand .

Is it that people no longer read . . . .

Has political correctness taken the edge off . . . .

Are they nonplused . . . .
a passing thought ( it wasn't going that fast ) ,
can you be plused . . . .

There seems to be a dearth ,
of understanding . . . .

A lack of grasp ,
of the connotation . . . .

Of what I meant ,

Not in the words I said ,
mayhap in the way ,
it was phrased . . . .

Have we all become ,
so insulated by political correctness ,
that we fail to recognize ,
innuendo and insinuation . . . .

Has word play ,
fallen victim ,
to climate change . . . .

Have the righteous ,
used pedantry ,
to still creative expression . . . .

Have we all ,
become so self-conscious ,
that we take ourselves seriously . . . .

seriously .

what a sick fucking joke . . . .

I

never

take

anything

seriously . . . .

Especially ,
myself . . . .

any more . . . .

I don't drink ,
any more . . . .

I don't drink ,
any less . . . .

To paraphrase ,
Dr Denis Leary ,

" wake up and smell the fuckin' maplenutcrunch " . . . .

Having used coffee ,
with a judicious application of bourbon . . . .

The train of thought ,
freed from inertia ,
now a body in motion . . . .

continues in motion . . . .

contemplating methods ,
of slowing and stopping ,
the train of thought . . . .

short of derailment . . . .
( 2. psychiatry . loosening of associations . . . . )

Well ,
my associations ,
have certainly been loosened . . . .

might

have

been

that

second

cup

of

coffee ,

with ,
a splash of sour mash . . . .