WTF

WTF

don't you people get it . . . .

they keep telling us where they blow the money . . . .

" leaving the United States spending just $5 billion annually on Iraq , assuming State Department funding remains stable at 2012 level of $5 billion . "

just

5

billion . . . .

WTF

in the next breath ,
they tell you ,

our budget problems are attributable  ,
to Social Security and MediCare . . . .

WTF

and you idiots ,
keep voting for these liars . . . .

WTF ,

that's ,

WHAT THE FUCK . . . .

and it's not the republican'ts ,
or the democraps ,
it's all of them . . . .

Wake the fuck up . . . .

I shouldn't have to be a wage slave ,
for the rest of my life ,
because of your laziness and stupidity . . . .

That's FIVE BILLION DOLLARS a year ,
without our troops being there . . . .

DROP THE PEN , BACK AWAY FROM THE CHECKBOOK ,
WITH YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD . . . .

allegory

. . . . in the Bible ,

Cain ,
slew his brother ,
Abel . . . .

Who ,
of his brothers ,
is he out to slay next . . . .

The brothers Koch ,
I think not . . . .

Tho' slaves ,
have risen up ,
and slain their masters . . . .

His brother ,
GOP contenders ,
surely .

They stand ,
in his path ,
to depose his brother ,
the President . . . .

" dead weight "

You've heard the term ,
" dead weight " .

No . . . .

Buy a book ,
learn to read . . . .

I was a gunner ,
in helo's in Nam .

We transported some bodies . . . .

In body bags ,
talk about " dead weight " . . . .

Think about two 18 year olds ,
trying to get these bodies ,
into the cabin of a 34 . . . .

Hurryin' to get out of the LZ . . . .

There was one ,
on a stretcher ,
partially covered with a poncho .

The next was in a body bag ,
we had to drag across him .

His buddies didn't like it .

Not to sound callous ,
he was gone ,
the vessel was empty ,
just putrefyin' flesh and bones ,
beyond any pain or cares . . . .

No disrespect was intended . . . .

He was lucky ,
he didn't survive ,
to be written off ,
by an indifferent country . . . .

Or ,
reviled ,
by his countrymen . . . .

Besides ,
the guy in the body bag ,
was fuckin' heavy ,
we didn't have the strength ,
to lift him over the stretcher ,
had to drag him across . . . .

The skin of the guy on the stretcher ,
kinda smeared ,
like clay . . . .

internet-ruptus

My internet connection has been down since the 6th .

CenturyLink .

Apparently ,
if they can't blame you ,
or the modem . . . .
the repair is beyond their technical skills . . . .

After the latest call ,
the fourth I believe ,
where I learned something had been done ,
although they didn't know what . . . .

They would try again ,
either Monday or Tuesday at the earliest . . . .

This morning it was mysteriously restored . . . .

Needless to say ,
I stand in awe of the technical skills ,
that have once again connected me to the net . . . .

I'm thinking ,
someone forgot to flip a switch . . . .

" Sarcasm - Sarchasm "

With props to the author -

" Tact ,
is for creatures ,
not clever enough ,
to be sarcastic . . . . "

While ,
I seem to be preternaturally ,
inclined to sarcasm . . . .
anymore it seems like ,
sarchasm . . . .

The depth of the difference ,
between what I said ,
and what they heard . . . .

WTF !

I don't understand .

Is it that people no longer read . . . .

Has political correctness taken the edge off . . . .

Are they nonplused . . . .
a passing thought ( it wasn't going that fast ) ,
can you be plused . . . .

There seems to be a dearth ,
of understanding . . . .

A lack of grasp ,
of the connotation . . . .

Of what I meant ,

Not in the words I said ,
mayhap in the way ,
it was phrased . . . .

Have we all become ,
so insulated by political correctness ,
that we fail to recognize ,
innuendo and insinuation . . . .

Has word play ,
fallen victim ,
to climate change . . . .

Have the righteous ,
used pedantry ,
to still creative expression . . . .

Have we all ,
become so self-conscious ,
that we take ourselves seriously . . . .

seriously .

what a sick fucking joke . . . .

I

never

take

anything

seriously . . . .

Especially ,
myself . . . .

any more . . . .

I don't drink ,
any more . . . .

I don't drink ,
any less . . . .

To paraphrase ,
Dr Denis Leary ,

" wake up and smell the fuckin' maplenutcrunch " . . . .

Having used coffee ,
with a judicious application of bourbon . . . .

The train of thought ,
freed from inertia ,
now a body in motion . . . .

continues in motion . . . .

contemplating methods ,
of slowing and stopping ,
the train of thought . . . .

short of derailment . . . .
( 2. psychiatry . loosening of associations . . . . )

Well ,
my associations ,
have certainly been loosened . . . .

might

have

been

that

second

cup

of

coffee ,

with ,
a splash of sour mash . . . .

" the forest "

disparate ( or would that be desperate ) ,
groups of people ,
coming together across the nation . . . .

protesting greed , corruption , malfeasance . . . .

a government that won't govern . . . .

public policy held hostage ,
to greed . . . .

this sounds so familiar . . . .

wonder how long it took for Hosni to see the forest . . . .

before it fell on him . . . .

think the democrats or the tea party ,
can see it . . . .

FIRED

To all the members of the House and Senate . . . .

Your fucking fired .

Take all that political baggage ,
you're dragging around behind you ,
pack your shit up ,
and get the fuck out . . . .

" The Palins "

" The Palins "

Coming Soon ,
to a television near you ,
" The Palins " . . . .

A prototypical reality show . . . .

They've spent hours ,
going over old Jerry Springer shows ,
gathering ideas for their un-scripted reality show . . . .

Follow " The Palins " ,
and their close friends ,
in their never ending quest ,
for the American Dollar ,
Dream , American Dream . . . .

Join them as they re-interpret ,
some of Jerry's wilder shows ,
adding their own unique twists . . . .

Follow along as ,
Mom , Dad and the kids ,
along with some of their closest friends ,
pander to the masses . . . .

There's reality ,
and then there's ,
" reality " . . . .

Sometimes ,
it's hard to tell ,
where television ends ,
and life begins . . . .

sos

democraps and republican'ts fiddle ,
while " Rome " burns . . . .

the perils of a two party system . . . .

Thoughts

I don't need a psychiatrist ,
to tell me I'm fucked up . . . .

People tell me that,
all the time .


Bad attitude ,
I don't have a bad attitude . . . .

I have an attitude ,
it's not bad . . . .

My attitude is ,
I don't have to take this shit . . . .

Lubrication . . . .

. . . . sometimes ,
in order to get the train of thought rolling . . . .

a little lubrication ,

is necessary . . . .

while alchohol of various types  is used ,

like as not ,

I fall back on music . . . .

Go to youtube ,

Derek Trucks , Susan Tedeschi Band -
" Midnight in Harlem " ,
posted by This MUSIC is 1

Derek plays like a god , I think his solo
on this was a bit much , but . . . .

Susan ,

Susan tears this song up . . . .

And ,

that guitar isn't there for decoration . . . .

check out the old Delaney and Bonnie tune " Coming Home " ,
by the same poster . . . .

every once in awhile the camera catches Susan ,
tearing up that guitar . . . .

I think their version of  " Space Captain " ,
rivals Cockers from " Mad Dogs and Englishmen  " . . . .

from my drug influenced "60's " .

. . . . sometimes ,
you need a little music and alcohol ,
to get into those tighter places . . . .

been checkin' out my recomendations ,

f u c k . . . .

check out , " Don't keep me wonderin' " ,
the old Allman Bros song , with Cesar and David ,
from Los Lobos . . . .

a little too much lubrication ,
time for coffee . . . .

with a little ,

alcohol . . . .

again ,
youtube . . . .

Blohm's Boogie ,

Tuxedo Junction ,

Jools Holland Rhythm & Blues Orchestra ,

either will raise the dead . . . .

too much ,
lubrication . . . .

f u c k .

Have you ever noticed . . . .

. . . . those that preach the loudest ,

rarely practice  ,
what they preach . . . .

and it's easy to tell ,
from the way they conduct themselves . . . .

they could really ,

use the practice . . . .

SOS ( same old shit )

Everyone in Washington can tiptoe around trying to sound reasonable . . . .

but , all that rhetoric they're dragging around behind them ,

sure makes a hell of a racket . . . .


  

" Wild Willie Borsch "

                                             Wild Willie Borsch . . . .

                                              at the wheel of the Winged Express AA/FA

                                             One hand on the wheel ,

                                              the other on the body . . . .

                                              Pedal to the floor ,

                                              Wide Fucking Open . . . .

                                              Power slidin' down the strip . . . .

                                              Wheel ,

                                               full lock into the slide . . . .

                                              The nitro cackle ,

                                               blasting from the zoomies . . . .

                                              The slicks at full boil ,

                                               smoke pouring off them . . . .

                                               The sounds ,

                                                the smell . . . .

                                                Sensory overload . . . .

                                                The silence of the moment . . . .

                                                A moment ,

                                                frozen in time . . . .

                                                A nano-second ,

                                                a lifetime . . . .

                                               Alone with . . . .

                                               Waiting ,

                                                time suspended . . . .

                                               Is this it ,

                                               am I over the edge . . . .

                                               Just Willie ,

                                               and the Express . . . .

                                               nothing

                                               else

                                               matters

                                               Balls To The Wall ,

                                               Wide Fucking Open . . . .

                                               Controlled chaos ,

                                                just waiting ,

                                                to loose it . . . .

                                               Smilin' at death ,

                                               here I am Fucker ,

                                               come get me . . . .

                                        

" The Lesser of Two Evils "

Due to the current level of political discord ,
uh discourse , yeah discourse . . . .

Due to the current level of political discourse
in our country . . . .

We're down , to the choice between ,
" The Lesser of Two Evils " .

I'd like to make an analogy ,
of the choice between ,
" The Lesser of Two Evils " .

Here  in front of us we have ,
two piles of shit .

One is cat shit and the other is dog shit .

Either ,
is a pretty shitty choice .

Thanks to our political process , your choices
have been narrowed down to these two .

Great system isn't it . . . .

We had other choices . Let's see , there was bull shit ,
horse shit , chicken shit . . . .

Petty shit , but it wasn't worth getting into . . . .

And , I hate to say it , but in spite of the separation
of church and state , there was quite a bit of
h-o-l-e-y shit . . . .

There was full o' shit , but since that pretty much applied
to everyone involved , it wasn't really a choice so much ,
as what you see is what you get . . . .
 
O-h-h shit ! , came up a couple of times ,
but , it all came out okay . . . .

Deep shit was even brought up .
But , I'd rather not get into that . . . .

Shithouse was mentioned ,  but ,
that wasn't a choice so much ,
as where we were headed ,
up shit creek without a paddle . . . .

There was mention of a shitlist ,
but I think they meant the primary candidates . . . .

Some of them ,
scared us shitless . . . .

I think we've had more ,
than our ration of shit . . . .

A shitpot full ,
what a crock . . . .

Now on the surface ,
and I really don't think ,
you'd want to go any deeper than that . . . .

It looks like , no matter what your choice is ,
you'll be in a world of shit .

You'd be right . . . .

That's the choice between ,
the " Lesser of Two Evils " . . . .

And , although I'm a cat person ,
I don't think , I've covered ,
all the shit . . . .

In passing , I'd like to add ,
we'd all better stock up on tp . . . .

All this time the Mayans were right about 2012 . . . .

there's a shitstorm on the way .

wyldbyll