" Sarcasm - Sarchasm "

With props to the author -

" Tact ,
is for creatures ,
not clever enough ,
to be sarcastic . . . . "

While ,
I seem to be preternaturally ,
inclined to sarcasm . . . .
anymore it seems like ,
sarchasm . . . .

The depth of the difference ,
between what I said ,
and what they heard . . . .

WTF !

I don't understand .

Is it that people no longer read . . . .

Has political correctness taken the edge off . . . .

Are they nonplused . . . .
a passing thought ( it wasn't going that fast ) ,
can you be plused . . . .

There seems to be a dearth ,
of understanding . . . .

A lack of grasp ,
of the connotation . . . .

Of what I meant ,

Not in the words I said ,
mayhap in the way ,
it was phrased . . . .

Have we all become ,
so insulated by political correctness ,
that we fail to recognize ,
innuendo and insinuation . . . .

Has word play ,
fallen victim ,
to climate change . . . .

Have the righteous ,
used pedantry ,
to still creative expression . . . .

Have we all ,
become so self-conscious ,
that we take ourselves seriously . . . .

seriously .

what a sick fucking joke . . . .

I

never

take

anything

seriously . . . .

Especially ,
myself . . . .

any more . . . .

I don't drink ,
any more . . . .

I don't drink ,
any less . . . .

To paraphrase ,
Dr Denis Leary ,

" wake up and smell the fuckin' maplenutcrunch " . . . .

Having used coffee ,
with a judicious application of bourbon . . . .

The train of thought ,
freed from inertia ,
now a body in motion . . . .

continues in motion . . . .

contemplating methods ,
of slowing and stopping ,
the train of thought . . . .

short of derailment . . . .
( 2. psychiatry . loosening of associations . . . . )

Well ,
my associations ,
have certainly been loosened . . . .

might

have

been

that

second

cup

of

coffee ,

with ,
a splash of sour mash . . . .

" the forest "

disparate ( or would that be desperate ) ,
groups of people ,
coming together across the nation . . . .

protesting greed , corruption , malfeasance . . . .

a government that won't govern . . . .

public policy held hostage ,
to greed . . . .

this sounds so familiar . . . .

wonder how long it took for Hosni to see the forest . . . .

before it fell on him . . . .

think the democrats or the tea party ,
can see it . . . .

FIRED

To all the members of the House and Senate . . . .

Your fucking fired .

Take all that political baggage ,
you're dragging around behind you ,
pack your shit up ,
and get the fuck out . . . .

" The Palins "

" The Palins "

Coming Soon ,
to a television near you ,
" The Palins " . . . .

A prototypical reality show . . . .

They've spent hours ,
going over old Jerry Springer shows ,
gathering ideas for their un-scripted reality show . . . .

Follow " The Palins " ,
and their close friends ,
in their never ending quest ,
for the American Dollar ,
Dream , American Dream . . . .

Join them as they re-interpret ,
some of Jerry's wilder shows ,
adding their own unique twists . . . .

Follow along as ,
Mom , Dad and the kids ,
along with some of their closest friends ,
pander to the masses . . . .

There's reality ,
and then there's ,
" reality " . . . .

Sometimes ,
it's hard to tell ,
where television ends ,
and life begins . . . .

sos

democraps and republican'ts fiddle ,
while " Rome " burns . . . .

the perils of a two party system . . . .

Thoughts

I don't need a psychiatrist ,
to tell me I'm fucked up . . . .

People tell me that,
all the time .


Bad attitude ,
I don't have a bad attitude . . . .

I have an attitude ,
it's not bad . . . .

My attitude is ,
I don't have to take this shit . . . .

Lubrication . . . .

. . . . sometimes ,
in order to get the train of thought rolling . . . .

a little lubrication ,

is necessary . . . .

while alchohol of various types  is used ,

like as not ,

I fall back on music . . . .

Go to youtube ,

Derek Trucks , Susan Tedeschi Band -
" Midnight in Harlem " ,
posted by This MUSIC is 1

Derek plays like a god , I think his solo
on this was a bit much , but . . . .

Susan ,

Susan tears this song up . . . .

And ,

that guitar isn't there for decoration . . . .

check out the old Delaney and Bonnie tune " Coming Home " ,
by the same poster . . . .

every once in awhile the camera catches Susan ,
tearing up that guitar . . . .

I think their version of  " Space Captain " ,
rivals Cockers from " Mad Dogs and Englishmen  " . . . .

from my drug influenced "60's " .

. . . . sometimes ,
you need a little music and alcohol ,
to get into those tighter places . . . .

been checkin' out my recomendations ,

f u c k . . . .

check out , " Don't keep me wonderin' " ,
the old Allman Bros song , with Cesar and David ,
from Los Lobos . . . .

a little too much lubrication ,
time for coffee . . . .

with a little ,

alcohol . . . .

again ,
youtube . . . .

Blohm's Boogie ,

Tuxedo Junction ,

Jools Holland Rhythm & Blues Orchestra ,

either will raise the dead . . . .

too much ,
lubrication . . . .

f u c k .